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JOHNNY ALOHA  ♦  LAVAPALOOZA
 TIKI-STYLE HAWAIIAN MUSIC VERSIONS OF ROCK AND RAP HITS

NEW ALBUM ARRIVES
OCTOBER 2010


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BEFORE RELEASE!

 JOHNNY ALOHA

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 IN THE CD CREDITS!
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 SEE JOHNNY ALOHA PERFORM 8/21 AT TIKI OASIS SAN DIEGO!

JOHNNYALOHA.COM  ♦  FACEBOOK.COM
 

our all-new website will arrive in august 2010
 

JOHNNY ALOHA: LAVAPALOOZA

JOHNNY ALOHA

Richard Cheese brings you an exciting all-new lounge music experience, "JOHNNY ALOHA: LAVAPALOOZA".

Waikiki's lazy laid-back lounge singer Johnny Aloha performs tiki-style Hawaiian music versions of popular rock and rap songs.  Imagine Don Ho singing Weezer and you've got the picture.

His debut CD, "LAVAPALOOZA," which was produced by Vegas lounge legend Richard Cheese, will be released on Coverage Records in October 2010.  The album includes tiki/exotica/Hawaiian music arrangements of hits like "Paradise City," "Cruel Summer," "Gangsta's Paradise," "Island In The Sun," "Thong Song," "Pocketful Of Sunshine," and "Last Resort."

"I discovered Johnny Aloha in Honolulu, he was performing in a resort cocktail bar," says producer Richard Cheese.  "He's a great singer.  In fact, he is so good, he sounds a lot like me."

From his headlining gigs at Honolulu hotels to his surprise performances at Tiki Bars around the world, Johnny Aloha has become famous for his casual crooning, his stylish Hawaiian shirts, and his perpetual pursuit of the perfect pina colada.
 

  JOHNNY ALOHA "LAVAPALOOZA" CD 
  ADVANCE PRE-ORDER OFFER 


"LAVAPALOOZA" ALBUM! "LAVAPALOOZA" ALBUM!
2 LAVAPALOOZA CD's
FOR JUST $8.08 EACH
ONLY $16.16 FOR TWO CDs!
RECEIVE THE CD A MONTH BEFORE IT'S RELEASED!

PAY ONLINE VIA PAYPAL
ITEM  #LVP2-PR  $16.16  (PRE-ORDER)
[ plus $3.93 shipping/handling + tax ]
 

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS
IS CORRECT ON PAYPAL BEFORE YOU ORDER!

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 U.S. CUSTOMERS ONLY
 (INTERNATIONAL ORDERS BEGIN OCTOBER 2010)

THIS CD IS FAMILY FRIENDLY.


 

 NOTES

We will ship you 2 copies of the "Lavapalooza" CD in September 2010.

If you change your mailing address, please send an email message with new and old mailing addresses to aloha@johnnyaloha.com .  Be sure to send the message from the email address you ordered with, and please include your Paypal transaction number, etc.

Album cover, artwork, and content subject to change without notice.  All sales are final, no refunds after 15days.

For customer service information and questions, please visit shop.richardcheese.com

If you are a member of the regular Richard Cheese Super Fan Fun Club, you are already going to receive a "Johnny Aloha: Lavapalooza" CD automatically in September 2010, and you do not need to pre-order here.

IMPORTANT:
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT EMAIL ADDRESS WORKS BEFORE YOU ORDER!

 

 

 

 

 

GET YOUR NAME PRINTED IN THE CREDITS OF
THE NEW "JOHNNY ALOHA: LAVAPALOOZA" CD!
LIMITED TIME ONLY!  SPECIAL OFFER!

  GET YOUR NAME PRINTED 
  IN THE "LAVAPALOOZA" CD CREDITS 

The all-new CD "JOHNNY ALOHA: LAVAPALOOZA" will be released in Fall 2010, and you can get your name included in the "Special Thanks" section of the CD credits!

It will look something like this:

Special Thanks to these people who paid to have their name in this list:  Linda Grand, Billy Dingles, Bruce Wayne, The Foster Family, Jeff Boyardee, Don's BBQ Saloon, Mrs. Columbo, etc....

For just $100, will will print your name, or your kid's name, or your business name, or your ex-wife's name in the CD credits!  It'll impress your pals, and maybe get you that big promotion! Your support helps Richard Cheese pay for album recording costs for this sensational new act. Space is limited, so please act now and be a part of tiki music history!

Where does the money go?  Why is it $100?
All proceeds from this offer help pay for album recording costs. We are an independent record label, and all production expenses are paid directly from our own pockets. So, your contribution helps make recording new albums possible.  Thank you for your support.

 

PAY ONLINE VIA PAYPAL
ITEM  #LVP-NIC-100  $100
[ plus tax ]
 

♦ ENTER THE NAME YOU
WANT PRINTED IN
THE ALBUM CREDITS:

♦ THEN CLICK HERE:


Deadline is Friday July 30!


PLEASE BUY THIS ITEM SEPARATELY
FROM OTHER MERCHANDISE.

 

 NOTES

All sales are final, no refunds.  Album cover, artwork, and content subject to change without notice.

In late July, we will send you a confirmation email to approve/finalize your name request. MAKE SURE YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT EMAIL ADDRESS WORKS!

For customer service information and questions, please visit shop.richardcheese.com.

If you joined the Richard Cheese Super Fan Fun Club as a PLATINUM member, you are already going to have your name printed in the credits of the "LAVAPALOOZA" CD, and you do not need to buy this.  (Platinum memberships were offered at extra $$$ cost for a limited time in 2008.)

 

 

 

SEE YOUR BELLY BUTTON INSIDE
JOHNNY ALOHA'S NEW ALBUM!

JOHNNY ALOHA

Calling all Hawaiian girls!

Would you like to have a photo of YOUR belly button featured inside the new JOHNNY ALOHA "LAVAPALOOZA" CD?

We're looking for a Hawaiian belly button model to include in our CD artwork. Thanks to Photoshop, your belly button will have a "Lavapalooza" logo suntanned on to it, and the picture will be featured inside the album jacket!

HERE'S HOW TO ENTER:

1) Get a tan!

2) Put on a skimpy bikini!

3) Take a high-resolution close-up color photo of your belly as you lay on a sunny beach, on a pool raft, or on a sundeck lounge chair. We must be able to see your entire mid-section, and we must also see something like water/sand/chair/towel in the background. Make sure your belly is flat and there are no shadows on you. SEE PHOTO SAMPLES BELOW.

We'll pick one lucky photo, and include it and your name in our CD, on our website, on FaceBook, and anyplace else Johnny Aloha wants!

Entry deadline is Friday July 30!

See additional rules below.

Good luck, and mahalo!
 
 

  JOHNNY ALOHA BELLY BUTTON CONTEST RULES 

1)  One photo per entry. One entry per person. You must be 18 or over.

2)  We will NOT be including your face in the album artwork. We will only use the mid-riff area: belly, waist, and hips. Keep hands and arms and other clothing out of the photo. SEE PHOTO SAMPLES BELOW.

3)  Indecent entries will be disqualified. Photos must be appropriate for family viewing.

4)  No products or logos can be visible.

5)  The photo must be taken in outdoor sunny light.

6)  Photo file must be 300dpi jpeg, flattened, not CMYK.

7)  Do not email the photo to us. You must post the photo to a Facebook account, and email the photo's link URL to us at aloha@johnnyaloha.com . Include your complete contact info in the email. IF we like your photo, THEN we will notify you via email, and we will ask you to email a high-resolution image to us. Do not email the photo to us now.

8)  Contest entry deadline is July 21, 2010. All entries become the property of Coverage Records. Winners will be notified by email. Winners must sign our comprehensive release. Judges decisions are final. Offer may be revoked or changed at any time, at our sole discretion. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Other restrictions apply.
 

 

 

 

 

Johnny Aloha's second album "Volcanic Rock" will arrive in 2012.
 

 

JOHNNY ALOHA
JOHNNY ALOHA TM
JOHNNY ALOHA
"LAVAPALOOZA"  TM
 JOHNNY ALOHA "LAVAPALOOZA"
PRESENTED BY
www.richardcheese.com

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